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black blue striped dress Giant Pockets Maxi Dress Blue Stripe 4X / Blue StripeI thought my biggest fear in life was to be truely seen for who I was by someone. All my flaws exposed. After I did ayahuasca in the jungles of Peru, my biggest fear was being held up by a mechanical demon claw with my eyes forced open to watch my entire useless and pointless life flash before me on a movie screen in an instant. Then after my life was deemed a waste of resources and having no significant meaning of any kind and my soul having no value
I thought my biggest fear in life was to be truely seen for who I was by someone. All my flaws exposed. After I did ayahuasca in the jungles of Peru, my biggest fear was being held up by a mechanical demon claw with my eyes forced open to watch my entire useless and pointless life flash before me on a movie screen in an instant. Then after my life was deemed a waste of resources and having no significant meaning of any kind and my soul having no value of any kind, the giant demon claw tosses me into the deep dark pit of useless souls. As I fall, I wonder if I will be falling forever in eternity. Just freefalling in the dark millenia after millenia with no end. I did eventually wake up but that is now my greatest fear. Freefalling for eternity in the endless dark void of a useless souls garbage can. I’m not scared of people finding out I have severe psoriasis anymore.
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Tencel 42.5%, Wool 7.5%, Terylene 45%, Spandex 5%
skirt measures 35" long for all sizes
Don't be fooled by the wool- this fabric is insanely soft, stretchy, smoothing and a joy to wear. A Luxerious sensory dream. Both warm and breathable.
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★★★★★ 5
Nice Addition to My Bookshelf
After Christmas my bookshelves were looking a little blah. Wanted something a little different so I thought I would try a statue. This is very nice. Looks like the picture. It's small. 6 inches. Have it sitting on top of some books. Good value for the money.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 28, 2022
★★★★★ 4
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Small but great size for office sets
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Reviewed in the United States on April 2, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great for decorating
Very surprised by the quality! The statue’s very sturdy and has a little weight to it. Definitely not hollow on the inside. Very cute atop some books as decor!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 23, 2021
★★★★★ 3
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Reviewed in the United States on February 24, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Super cute gift idea!!!
I got this as a gift for my friend, it’s really cute and came in protective packaging! Just a bit smaller than expected but i still love it!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 9, 2021